CHAT FOR PANSY LADIES

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CHAT FOR PANSY LADIES

Postby Felicien Sauvage » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:23 pm

Here's an example of our IC (?) TF2 folks typing to one another:

BLU Spy: Good afternoon, children.
BLU Spy: Now then
BLU Spy: What are you all doing here?
RED Pyro: I could ask you the same thing
BLU Spy: AUGH
BLU Spy: WHY
BLU Spy: WHEN DID YOU
BLU Spy: GET AWAY FROM ME
BLU Spy: YOU FIEND
BLU Spy: MONSTER
RED Pyro: Still upset about those suits?
BLU SOLDIER: WHY IS THIS KEYBOARD NOT GOING INTO PANSY LOWERCASE.
BLU Spy: Of course.
BLU Spy: Soldier, are you missing your caps lock key?
BLU SOLDIER: MY WHAT.
BLU SOLDIER: WHAT IS THAT.
BLU Spy: It’s near the tab and shift.
RED Pyro: It’s next to the “A”
BLU Spy: Where your pinky should be.
BLU SOLDIER: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COMPUTER REACTING TO MY YELLING.
BLU Spy: ……..
RED Pyro: what?
BLU Spy: There are no words.
BLU SOLDIER: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DONT TYPE WITH MY “PINKY”.
BLU Spy: Oh.
BLU SOLDIER: THAT’S FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO CANT USE THEIR DAMN INDEX FINGERS.
BLU Spy: Let me guess
BLU Spy: You type with two fingers.
RED Scout: ALRIGHT
BLU Spy: ugh, you
RED Scout: wheres da chicks!
RED Pyro: Hey Scout
BLU SOLDIER: I THOUGHT EVERYONE TYPED WITH THESE FINGERS.
BLU Spy: Not independently, Soldier.
BLU SOLDIER: WELL, YOU SHOULD ALL LEARN.
BLU Spy: No, you’re the one who needs to
BLU Spy: never mind
RED Sniper: Wot did I jus’ walk inta’?
BLU Spy: Why do I bother?
RED Scout: who the hell brought the metalhead soldier?
RED Pyro: BLU Soldier doesn’t get the typing part of
RED Pyro: well
RED Pyro: typing
BLU SOLDIER: I WAS DRAGGED AGAINST MY WILL LIKE SOME GODDAMN FRUIT.
RED Scout: lol soldier is gay
BLU Spy: What sort of fruit?
BLU Spy: An apple?
BLU Spy: An orange?
BLU Spy: A banana?
RED Scout: hes a lettuce.
BLU SOLDIER: LIKE FRUIT ROTTING IN A BASKET, YA PANSY.
RED Pyro: I’m gonna say a plum
RED Scout: or a… cabbage or somethin
RED Scout: SOLDIERS A CABBAGE LOL
RED Sniper: Cabbage ain’t a fruit.
RED Scout: uh duh,
RED Scout: yeah it is.
RED Scout: right guys?
BLU SOLDIER: ANY AMERICAN KNOWS LETTUCE IS A GODDAMN VEGETABLE.
RED Scout: YOUR FACE IS A VEGETABLE.
BLU SOLDIER: YOU DONT PUT FRUIT IN A BURGER
BLU Spy: Obviously the Scout isn’t an American.
BLU SOLDIER: AMEN.
RED Scout: What!
RED Pyro: What on earth
RED Scout: youre gonna listen to the FRENCH FROG??
BLU Spy: He must be ~*~CANADIAN~*~*
BLU SOLDIER: THE FRENCHIE APPARENTLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT GODDAMN BARBEQUE THAN YOU DO, KID.
RED Scout: HES FRENCH
BLU Spy: I am.
RED Scout: cabbage is so a fruit! Right Pyro?
Mumbles: no
RED Sniper: Jus’ admit a loss, Scout.
RED Scout: …
RED Scout: NO
Mumbles: nope
Mumbles: it’s not
BLU SOLDIER: BLU WINS AGAIN.
RED Scout: Cabbage and lettuce are fruits!
Mumbles: …
RED Scout: thats wat my ma told me!
BLU Spy: What sort of broken household did you come from, boy?
RED Pyro: Sorry to break it to you Scout, but they aren’t
RED Scout: …
RED Sniper: .. What school were y’attendin’ all yer life, Scout?
BLU SOLDIER: LAST TIME I CHECKED FRUITS DONT GO IN NO DAMN COLESLAW
RED Scout: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COLESLAW.
BLU Spy: We’re having a picnic.
BLU Spy: I’ll bring the wine.
BLU SOLDIER: YOU PUT LETTUCE IN COLESLAW. YOU EAT COLESLAW WITH RIBS.
RED Pyro: I’ll bring the candles and lighter
BLU SOLDIER: AMERICAN BARBEQUE.
RED Scout: ill bring da chicks!
BLU Spy: Who’s bringing the blankets? Sniper?
BLU Spy: Good luck with that, Scout.
RED Sniper: Ah, sure.
RED Scout: pfft like i need luck with that
RED Scout: im like gonna be the hottest man there.
RED Scout: AMERICAN MAN.
RED Pyro: Not if I have my way
RED Sniper: Sure, keep kiddin’ yerself.
RED Scout: see I like chicks, that just proves Im american.
RED Pyro: Hottest in terms of temperature, that is
BLU SOLDIER: VAIN AS A LADY
BLU Spy: Everyone loves women.
RED Scout: says the french fag.
RED Scout: ive seen the way you look at snipes, dont gimme that
BLU SOLDIER: AND HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE GOSSIP CORNER
RED Sniper: Wait— Wot?!
RED Scout: i mean, you just ‘pounce him from behind’
RED Scout: sticking your ‘knife into him’
RED Scout: totally gay.
BLU SOLDIER: FROM WHERE ARE THESE FANTASIES SPROUTING, RED SCUM.
BLU Spy: u jelly?
RED Pyro: Alright mister, no more fanfiction for you
RED Scout: LOL WHAT
RED Scout: am i the only one that sees this shit?
BLU Spy: Yes.
RED Sniper: Ah.. It would be best jus’ta back outta this conversation.
BLU Spy: Because you’re full of it.
RED Scout: come on snipes! your gonna tell me he dont look at you like that?
RED Pyro: As if any one could be more full of it than you
RED Scout: i mean, hes always going after you.
Mumbles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66vOv_9 ... ture=feedu
BLU Spy: And you run around like a chicken without its head.
RED Sniper: Seein’ as I’m the most prone form on the battlefield, ah would be th’ most sensible target.
RED Scout: LOL wut is that video
RED Pyro: What the hell is this video
BLU Spy: …….
RED Scout: hahahahaha
RED Scout: omg
RED Scout: haha..
RED Scout: funny shit!
RED Sniper: Huh.
BLU SOLDIER: SON, YOU REALLY NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME NEXT TO A GUN.
Mumbles: It makes me happy
BLU SOLDIER: NOT
BLU SOLDIER: WHATEVER THIS IS
shoot-sha-boot!: What the fuck is this.
BLU Spy: I think… “Mumbles” is high.
BLU Spy: Has he been going through your stash, bushman?
shoot-sha-boot!: Mumbles is as drunk as a skunk.
BLU Spy: Ah, then it’s the Demoman.
RED Scout: drunk is soundin pretty damn good right now.
BLU SOLDIER: PROBABLY SOME PANSY DRINK LIKE THAT SCOTMAN’S SWILL.
RED Sniper: I ain’t got a stash, y’wanker.
RED Pyro: Have you even tried tha Scrumpy?
RED Pyro: It tastes like bleach!
BLU Spy: I’ve tried it.
RED Scout: Pyro drinks?
RED Scout: news to me.
shoot-sha-boot!: It makes sense!
BLU SOLDIER: AMEN TO THAT. POOR BASTARD LEAVES THE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE
BLU Spy: I thought a Pyro had taken a flamethrower to my throat.
shoot-sha-boot!: Mumbles all the time and he can’t form real words!
RED Scout: because Pyros always DRUNK
RED Scout: god i wish i could always be drunk.
RED Scout: that would be awesome
BLU Spy: That’d be amusing.
Mumbles: I’m never drunk!
shoot-sha-boot!: That’d be lame.
RED Scout: i mean demo does it.
RED Sniper: We don’ need y’any more hiped up than y’already are, Scout.
BLU Spy: Alcohol lowers your sperm count.
RED Scout: i totally wouldnt be hyped up—
RED Scout: whaaaaat?
BLU Spy: Ask your Medic.
RED Pyro: Does it?
RED Sniper: Drink away, then.
BLU SOLDIER: I SEE YOU DRINKING THAT HIPPIE-SODA.
RED Scout: why do i need sperm?>
BLU SOLDIER: PROBABLY DRAINS YOUR MANJUICES.
RED Sniper: Don’ need any more ankle biters runnin’ around from yer gene pool.
BLU Spy: Oh lord.
BLU Spy: You really -are- a virgin.
RED Scout: why do i need sperm to do shit with—
BLU SOLDIER: YOU WERE RIGHT, FRENCHIE.
RED Scout: whaaaat?
RED Scout: WHAT
BLU Spy: 20 bucks, Soldier.
RED Scout: I am not a virgin!
BLU SOLDIER: GOD DAMN.
RED Scout: betting on me— WHAT
BLU SOLDIER: NEXT PAYCHECK, I SWEAR.
BLU Spy: Fine.
RED Scout: NO ONE IS PAYING ANYONE
BLU Spy: I’m taking your shovel as collateral.
BLU SOLDIER: THAT’S MY BEST SHOVEL YOU-
BLU Spy: Fine, your helmet.
shoot-sha-boot!: Okay
RED Scout: HEY
shoot-sha-boot!: I caps lock
RED Scout: GUYS
RED Scout: WTF
shoot-sha-boot!: and I don’t even caps lock as much as you do, Solly.
RED Pyro: I don’t even know what’s going on any more
shoot-sha-boot!: You’re SCREAMING through the computer.
BLU Spy: His key is missing.
BLU SOLDIER: WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT THESE IMAGINARY BUTTONS.
BLU SOLDIER: WHY ARENT YOU PAINTING A HOUSE OR SOMETHING.
RED Pyro: It’s not the only key he’s missing
shoot-sha-boot!: What-
RED Pyro: mentally, that is
BLU SOLDIER: WHY AREN’T WE ALL PAINTING HOUSES.
RED Scout: thats gay
RED Pyro: …what
shoot-sha-boot!: Why should we be?
RED Scout: why would we be painting houses.
RED Sniper: Why would we be paintin’ houses?
BLU Spy: Says the virgin.
BLU SOLDIER: REAL MEN PAINT. GODDAMN. HOUSES.
RED Scout: loooool SNIPES
RED Scout: Copy cat
RED Scout: HEY
shoot-sha-boot!: In what fuckin universe?
RED Scout: I’m not a virgin!
BLU SOLDIER: NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE, I SWEAR.
RED Scout: youre more of a virgin then i am!
RED Sniper: Y’are, Scout. Admit it.
RED Scout: Ive totally had sex.
shoot-sha-boot!: I WORK. ALL. DAY.
BLU Spy: Manual labor is the essence of masculinity.
RED Scout: SHUT UP
BLU Spy: Don’t any of you know that?
shoot-sha-boot!: On my baseball skills.
RED Scout: ive had sex with a bunch a chicks!
shoot-sha-boot!: Have you seen me in action?
RED Scout: bunch a times!
shoot-sha-boot!: it’s pretty sweet stuff.
RED Scout: not a virgin…
BLU SOLDIER: I CANT ARGUE WITH AN AMERICAN SPORT, SPORT.
RED Scout: dumb asses dont know what theyre talkin bout
shoot-sha-boot!: /cough/
BLU SOLDIER: BUT REALLY, GO PICK UP A GODDAMN PAINTBRUSH.
shoot-sha-boot!: I AIN’T AN ARTIST.
BLU Spy: Football is a true sport.
BLU SOLDIER: NOT ONE OF THOSE FRILLY ONES. A GOOD DAMN BRUSH.
BLU Spy: Not your silly baseball.
RED Sniper: Y’ain’t foolin’ anyone, Scout.
shoot-sha-boot!: Baseball can kick football’s ass.
RED Scout: fuck yeah!
RED Scout: i agree with that dude.
shoot-sha-boot!: And soccer’s.
RED Pyro: I think you’re all forgetting about rugby
BLU Spy: It’s -football-.
shoot-sha-boot!: Whichever you’re talkin bout, Frenchie.
RED Scout: Baseball is amazin as fuck. beats all other sports.
shoot-sha-boot!: That’s what I’m sayin!
shoot-sha-boot!: //WHY SO DANGEROUS?//
BLU Spy: Oh, merde.
BLU Spy: The coffee is ready.
shoot-sha-boot!: // I HATE SPORTS //
RED Scout: Coffee is gay.
BLU Spy has changed their name to BLU Engineer.
BLU Engineer: Howdy.
shoot-sha-boot!: Bonk is where it’s at.
BLU SOLDIER: BONK IS WHERE ALL YOUR MANLINESS IS DRAINING.
BLU SOLDIER: WAIT.
BLU SOLDIER: THAT’S IT.
RED Scout: Ew, who brought the nerd into this chat
RED Sniper: Sure, for spastic gremlins such as yerself.
shoot-sha-boot!: What??
BLU SOLDIER: I FINALLY KNOW WHY YOU PANSY SCOUTS ACT THE WAY YOU DO.
RED Scout: What What??
BLU SOLDIER: IT MAKES SO MUCH DAMN SENSE.
shoot-sha-boot!: Pansy?
BLU Engineer: What have I just walked into?
RED Pyro: Madness
RED Scout: What bout BONK?
shoot-sha-boot!: Why don’t you say that to my face, tough guy?
BLU SOLDIER: I WOULD BUT THIS COMPUTER IS IN THE WAY.
RED Sniper: They’re talking about th’ scouts virginal status, mate.
BLU Engineer: It’s like seeing a bunch of pups snapping at each other.
shoot-sha-boot!: You’re makin up excuses.
BLU SOLDIER: HEY TRUCKIE. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A “CAPS LOCK” IS, DO YA?
shoot-sha-boot!: You’re scared cuz I’ll WHOOP your ass.
RED Sniper: Ain’t it amusin’ an sad at th’ same time?
BLU Engineer: Oh, that?
BLU Engineer: Demoman snapped it off last night.
BLU SOLDIER: I HAVE PERSONALLY STARED 50 MEN IN THE EYE.
BLU Engineer: After, um
BLU Engineer: some personal business
BLU SOLDIER: AS I KILLED THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS/.
shoot-sha-boot!: And they all died from seein your face.
BLU Engineer: on the computer…
RED Pyro: Just the one eye?
BLU SOLDIER: THEY ALL LOOKED UP….
BLU SOLDIER: TEARY-EYED, THE PANSIES….
shoot-sha-boot!: At your face.
RED Pyro: Must be more Demos out there than we thought
shoot-sha-boot!: And died.
BLU Engineer: I was going to fix it.
BLU SOLDIER: AND THEY CRIED AS I TWISTED THEIR NECKS.
BLU SOLDIER: DROWNED IN THEIR OWN BLOOD.
shoot-sha-boot!: I think it’s cuz they saw your face, dude.
shoot-sha-boot!: It ain’t pretty.
BLU SOLDIER: CHOKED ON THEIR OWN COWARDICE.
RED Sniper: So y’didn’ finish them off yerself?
BLU SOLDIER: MEN AINT PRETTY, SON.
BLU Engineer: Let me go take a look…
shoot-sha-boot!: Well you ain’t handsome, either.
BLU SOLDIER: MEN KILL OTHER MEN.
BLU SOLDIER: THEY LOOK THEM IN THE EYE LIKE A MAN.
BLU SOLDIER: AND THEY LEAVE WITH BUT A WORD.
shoot-sha-boot!: i don’t get where you’re goin with this
BLU Engineer has changed their name to BLU hjeabu.
RED Sniper: But y’let him drown.
RED Pyro: Awfully homoerotic image you’re painting there Soldier
BLU SOLDIER: IVE SEEN YOU SCOUTS RUN AND LEAVE A MAN TO BLEED OUT.
BLU hjeabu: whtr ik ghoinf om
BLU SOLDIER: MAYBE IN YOUR EYES, SOLDIER
RED Sniper: Y’didn’ finish him with yer bare hands.
RED Scout: what the fuck is a hjeabu
BLU SOLDIER: BUT THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF THE AMERICAN SPIRI-
RED Pyro: Hell if I know
shoot-sha-boot!: A pyro.
BLU SOLDIER: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
shoot-sha-boot!: Duh.
RED Pyro: I think he’s fixing the computer
RED Scout: fuckin jibberish.
BLU hjeabu: da
RED Pyro: Hey what did you say about me?
RED Scout: well it is a blu so that doesnt surprise me
BLU hjeabu: engineer is credit to keyboard
RED Scout: Heavy?
RED Pyro: Heavy?
BLU hjeabu: now it is not
shoot-sha-boot!: I meant the jibberish dude.
BLU hjeabu: tiny babby keyboard
BLU hjeabu: he strike with wrench
shoot-sha-boot!: Actually idk.
RED Scout: Heavy can type on the computer?
BLU hjeabu: da
shoot-sha-boot!: heavy can type?
RED Sniper: Why don’ y’ask fer a bigger one, then?
RED Pyro: Must be a big keyboard
shoot-sha-boot!: you can READ?
BLU hjeabu: da
RED Scout: LOL
BLU SOLDIER: HEY, TROTSKY. I NEED TO BORROW A DAMN KEY.
RED Pyro: Hahaha
BLU SOLDIER: IT’S CALLED A “CAPS LOCK”.
BLU hjeabu: which
shoot-sha-boot!: DAMN! I’m impressed.
BLU SOLDIER: THEY WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
BLU hjeabu: engi on his way
shoot-sha-boot!: IT’S YOUR ASS, MORON.
BLU hjeabu: should be done now
BLU hjeabu: i heard there is picnic
BLU hjeabu: i bring sandvich
BLU hjeabu: how many
BLU SOLDIER: HOW THE HELL DO YOUR FINGERS PRESS SINGLE KEYS.
RED Scout: lololol omg im so rolling right now.
shoot-sha-boot!: LOL.
BLU hjeabu: big keyboard
BLU hjeabu: very big
shoot-sha-boot!: you should eat a salad, fatty.
BLU SOLDIER: UNLIKE SOME LADIES HERE, THIS IS A MAN WHO APPRECIATES A GOOD STEAK.
BLU hjeabu: you should invest in healthier fare. something other than hamburgers and junk food
RED Sniper: Ah wouldn’t say that ‘round a man who could eat y’fer breakfast.
RED Pyro: More like a good cow
BLU SOLDIER: TENDER, BROILED TO PERFECTION ON TOP OF A SMOKING FIRE
RED Pyro: You don’t broil a steak
BLU SOLDIER: I CAN EAT ALL THE RIBS I WANT, BUB.
BLU hjeabu: you men take me all for granted assuming that i know nothing when in reality
RED Pyro: … do you even know what broiling is?
shoot-sha-boot!: You’re gonna eat yourself to death.
BLU SOLDIER: WHAT. THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING TO THESE STEAKS.
BLU hjeabu: all that stands between us
BLU hjeabu: is a language barrier
BLU hjeabu: this translator work good
RED Pyro: Grilling, by the sounds of things
BLU hjeabu: but so many words
BLU hjeabu: why english
BLU hjeabu: take so much
BLU SOLDIER: WELL DAMN.
BLU hjeabu: convey thoughts
RED Scout: pfft it almost sounds like heavys a smart guy
RED Sniper: He is, Scout.
RED Pyro: Did things just get meta
BLU hjeabu: and you sound like an ignorant child
RED Sniper: If y’would take th’ time ta listen.
shoot-sha-boot!: If ya can’t type
shoot-sha-boot!: take the keyboard away.
BLU hjeabu: copy
BLU hjeabu: paste
BLU hjeabu: too much hassle
RED Scout: how does his hand fit the mouse…
shoot-sha-boot!: then gtfo
BLU hjeabu: upgrade
shoot-sha-boot!: A GIGANTIC mouse!
shoot-sha-boot!: Apparently.
RED Scout: no kiddin.
shoot-sha-boot!: He already said he gots himself a huge keyboard.
BLU hjeabu: engineer says he fix capslock
shoot-sha-boot!: I woulda figured his fat cubby fingers would press all the buttons.
shoot-sha-boot!: CHUBBY
BLU SOLDIER: DAMN, PLUS SIZE COMPUTING TOOLS. I Wish i could
BLU hjeabu: aowijclkamalfkhoapicj
BLU hjeabu: like dis
BLU SOLDIER: hey
BLU SOLDIER: wait
RED Pyro: what now
shoot-sha-boot!: yeah. like that, fatty.
BLU hjeabu: da
BLU SOLDIER: now i can’t convey the fullness of my anger
RED Scout: soldier not using capslock?
RED Pyro: … Did Soldeir just learn to type?
BLU SOLDIER: engie, put it back
BLU hjeabu: HAHAHAHAHA
shoot-sha-boot!: WOW
RED Scout: looooool he almost seems normal!
shoot-sha-boot!: Soldier isn’t using caps?!
BLU hjeabu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLU hjeabu: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
shoot-sha-boot!: DAMMIT.
BLU hjeabu: oh this is fun
BLU SOLDIER: how the hell
shoot-sha-boot!: HEAVY.
BLU hjeabu: >:D
RED Sniper: Oh, great.
RED Scout: omg this is hilarious!
BLU hjeabu: >:] COWARD KILLING TIME
RED Sniper: Jus’ gonna head out now.
shoot-sha-boot!: I need to take some computers away from some people over here.
BLU SOLDIER: he stole my damn key
BLU hjeabu: i did not
RED Sniper left chat.
BLU SOLDIER: where did the engi put it.
RED Pyro: Looks like we’re outnumbered Scout
BLU hjeabu: side of a
RED Scout: Nah its like… half half?
RED Scout: i think.
shoot-sha-boot!: 2 of us are incognitioooo
BLU hjeabu: ok
BLU hjeabu: doctor and spy want turn
RED Scout: boring pussies, psh
shoot-sha-boot!: …
shoot-sha-boot!: excuse me
RED Scout: yeah you heard me
shoot-sha-boot!: what did ya just say.
RED Scout: dont deny it
shoot-sha-boot!: OH
shoot-sha-boot!: well
shoot-sha-boot!: i am what i eat.
BLU hjeabu has changed their name to BLU Sniper.
RED Scout: LOL
RED Pyro: Haha, guess that makes you a cock right?
RED Scout: or a dick.
BLU Sniper: What have you idiots been up to?
RED Scout: hes a dick! Loooooooool.
shoot-sha-boot!: You guys can’t even think properly.
RED Scout: what a lovely first message to come back to.
shoot-sha-boot!: It wasn’t SPOSED to go that way
shoot-sha-boot!: you guys just don’t understand.
RED Pyro: too bad
shoot-sha-boot!: Duhhhh.
RED Scout: uhuh. shut up ya dick
BLU SOLDIER has changed their name to BLU dEMOMAnnnnn.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: haHA
BLU Sniper has changed their name to BLU Spy.
RED Scout: ‘fore i shove my dick down your throat. ;)
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: i took yer dam keyboard ya filthey
shoot-sha-boot!: WHAT.
BLU Spy: Gay.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: ghiogeaae
shoot-sha-boot!: Gay.
shoot-sha-boot!: As
shoot-sha-boot!: Hell.
RED Pyro: Was that a confession scout?
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: ohhhh my headddd
RED Scout: WHAT
RED Scout: no
shoot-sha-boot!: YOU
shoot-sha-boot!: SAID
shoot-sha-boot!: YOU WERE
shoot-sha-boot!: GONNA SHOVE YOUR DICK
shoot-sha-boot!: DOWN MY THROAT
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: did ya lads smell thatttt
RED Scout: YOU’RE THE ONE TAKING IT
shoot-sha-boot!: YET YOU CLAIM
shoot-sha-boot!: THATS NOT GAY?
BLU Spy: Demoman, please.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: that was meh breathh
RED Scout: Its TOTALLY not gay if your giving it
BLU Spy: Oh.
shoot-sha-boot!: NO
BLU Spy: I thought you had urinated over the floor again.
RED Scout: everyone knows that
shoot-sha-boot!: that’s GAY
RED Scout: your only gay if you take it so stfu
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: ol doc says he kin smell it ACROSS de rooommmm
shoot-sha-boot!: gay
shoot-sha-boot!: gay
shoot-sha-boot!: faggity fag
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: *burp*
shoot-sha-boot!: wtf demo
BLU Spy: That’s disgusting.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: tahAHAHA
shoot-sha-boot!: gross, bro.
RED Scout: looool who let the drunk on the computer
RED Scout: hes gonna break it
shoot-sha-boot!: anyone can get on these days
shoot-sha-boot!: :|
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: ya wee lassies cant takkee a littlee liquorrr i see
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: greabntban
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: hoioihgreagr
RED Scout: i can take a shit load more than you
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: and i fiowoijhwef djalk jfiohwefoi
RED Scout: hahahaha
RED Scout: omg hes so piss drunk
RED Scout: even if he is blu hes still hilarious
RED Pyro: Someone give that demo a coffee before he blows up the computer
BLU Spy: Already done.
RED Scout: more like take him OFF the computer!
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: HE’S RIGHT, I’M NOTHIN BUT A DAMNNNN WREckkkk
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: this\
shoot-sha-boot!: and chug him down the garbage disposal
RED Scout: hes gonna break it
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: apoggra
BLU Spy: Oh lord.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: p[op[o3
RED Pyro: Speaking of which, have you seen our demo Scout?
BLU Spy: He’s crying.
shoot-sha-boot!: STOP TYPIN, BRO!
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: i kin… do WHATEVER aye pleaseeee
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: heheh
BLU Spy: Please don’t cry.
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: “eye”
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: cause i ONLY GOT ONE
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn: ohhhhhh
BLU Spy: That was awful.
shoot-sha-boot!: Wow.
RED Pyro: I think comedy just died in a corner somewhere
shoot-sha-boot!: I-I don’t even know what to say.
BLU Scout: everyone
BLU Scout: stay calm
BLU Scout: im here
RED Scout: gtfo
RED Pyro: Oh joy
BLU Scout: whooooohooohooooo
BLU Scout: sup nigga
RED Scout: this place aint big enough for so many scouts
BLU Scout: true dat
RED Pyro: … I have something to attend to
RED Pyro: back in a second
BLU Scout: awwww
BLU Scout: killjoy
RED Scout: Yeah so gtfo.
BLU Scout: nah
BLU Scout: i like it here
BLU dEMOMAnnnnn has changed their name to TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER.
shoot-sha-boot!: Then there’s too many scouts?!
BLU Scout: my teams fuckin rad
RED Scout: so what no one likes you on here
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: HAD TO PULL THE DAMN DRUNK OFF.
BLU Scout: oh well
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: OH HEY.
BLU Scout: there problem
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: ITS DOING THAT THING AGAIN.
shoot-sha-boot!: dammit
BLU Scout: sup not-solly
RED Scout: Soldiers back?
BLU Scout: it aint sollly
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: NO WAY.
shoot-sha-boot!: WHO CARES
BLU Scout: cant u fags read
shoot-sha-boot!: caps lock dude is back
BLU Scout: lol
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: NO, ITS ME. THE
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: UH
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: ENGINEER
BLU Scout: yeah sup engi
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY.
RED Scout: an you believe him?
BLU Scout: lmfao
RED Scout: loooooool
BLU Scout: hellz yeah
RED Scout: omfg
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: WHO WOULDNT WITH MY FANCY EDUCATION
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: HOWDY
BLU Scout: and 11 phds
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: TEXAS AND ALL
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: UH, YES
BLU Scout: he can do fuckin rocket sciene
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: PHADS
RED Scout: Soldier wtf are you doin
BLU Scout: it aint solly man
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: UH, NO ITS JUST ME
BLU Scout: thats engi!
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: THE ENGINEER.
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: EXCUSE ME AS I
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: UH
shoot-sha-boot!: —
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: BUILD
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: SOMETHING.
shoot-sha-boot!: That
shoot-sha-boot!: is
shoot-sha-boot!: AWFUL.
BLU Scout: build me a sandwich
RED Scout: totally not the Engineer
shoot-sha-boot!: ..Make that 2.
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: GO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH YOU
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: ER
RED Scout: you guys are idiots
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: I MEAN
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: SURE. HOWDY AND ALL THAT.
BLU Scout: y so srs red scout
shoot-sha-boot!: ALright, Engi.
shoot-sha-boot!: So…you’re makin me a sandwich.
shoot-sha-boot!: Right?
BLU Scout: DUDE
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: YES SIREE. HOWDY.
BLU Scout: I GOT A FUCKING GREAT IDEA ENGI
BLU Scout: make a sandwich launcher
BLU Scout: for soldier
shoot-sha-boot!: TO DISTRACT
shoot-sha-boot!: HEAVIES!
BLU Scout: YES
BLU Scout: FUCK YES
shoot-sha-boot!: THAT’D BE FUCKIN AHMAZINGGGGG.
BLU Scout: *high five brotha*
shoot-sha-boot!: *tots*
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: HE WOULD PROBABLY CONCUR AND SAY THAT IS THE SMARTEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID.
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: IT I WAS HIM, THAT IS.
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: WHICH IM NOT.
RED Pyro: right I’m back
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER: HOWDY.
BLU Scout: woohoohoo
BLU Scout: thats my pal engi
shoot-sha-boot!: Who gave him the meth.
BLU Scout: total genius
BLU Scout: what meth
Mumbles: So did I miss anything interesting?
BLU Scout: pot is where its at
RED Pyro: Fill me in on what the hell is going on here, Scout?
TOTALLY NOT THE SOLDIER has changed their name to TOTALLY THE ENGINEER.
shoot-sha-boot!: The meth Engi is using.
RED Scout: the other scouts are being idiots as usual
BLU Scout: lololol
BLU Scout: “RED” is a party pooper
RED Scout: BLU scout is here talkin bout a sandwhich maker
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: UH YES I DO NOT USE DRUGS BECAUSE I AM A SMARTY-PANTS
BLU Scout: i aint even winded
shoot-sha-boot!: Someone has the underwear in a bunch.
BLU Scout: nerds dont do drugs
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: AND I CANNOT USE THEM BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY BRAIN NOT WORKING
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: AND STUFF.
BLU Scout: right
RED Pyro: what the
shoot-sha-boot!: it already isn’t working, bro.
RED Pyro: what
BLU Scout: checmicalz an shit
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: YES, I AM RIGHT.
BLU Scout: alwasy right
BLU Scout: omg i bet
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: THE ENGINNER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
BLU Scout: dude
BLU Scout: this
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
shoot-sha-boot!: WHAT
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: listen
shoot-sha-boot!: DAMMIT WHAT
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: hey
BLU Scout: listen
BLU Scout: /trololol
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4
shoot-sha-boot!: holy shit
shoot-sha-boot!: really
RED Pyro: Shut up before I melt your hands off of your wrists
RED Pyro: Don’t think I won’t do it
BLU Scout: lololol
shoot-sha-boot!: We TECHINICALLY aren’t talkin
BLU Scout: go ahead mumbles
shoot-sha-boot!: we’re typin
BLU Scout: i aint scared
RED Pyro: yet
BLU Scout: unf
BLU Scout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P-MKyb_h3I
BLU Scout: so sexy
BLU Scout: we should
BLU Scout: do like
BLU Scout: a karaoke tournament
BLU Scout: for shits and giggles
shoot-sha-boot!: is that what you do in your free time
BLU Scout: and id win of course
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: SOLDIER WOULD PROBABLY SAY
RED Pyro: … is that you in drag?
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: THAT IS A GIRL THING TO DO
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: BUT I AM NOT HIM
shoot-sha-boot!: GAY
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: SO I WILL WITHDRAW
BLU Scout: ur just jealous
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: I MEAN HE WILL.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: YES/
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: HOWDY.
shoot-sha-boot!: of you being in drag?
shoot-sha-boot!: why….?
shoot-sha-boot!: that’s wierd ass shit
RED Pyro: Yeah man
BLU Scout: lololol
BLU Scout: obvs photoshop
shoot-sha-boot!: that’s creepy
shoot-sha-boot!: you PURPOSEFULLY
BLU Scout: ikr
BLU Scout: i dont know
BLU Scout: who did that
shoot-sha-boot!: did that to yourself
BLU Scout: nope
shoot-sha-boot!: you
shoot-sha-boot!: you’re lyin
BLU Scout: nuh uh
shoot-sha-boot!: oh YEAH
shoot-sha-boot!: you are
BLU Scout: probably spy
BLU Scout: going through
BLU Scout: my acc
shoot-sha-boot!: not even
BLU Scout: that fag
shoot-sha-boot!: he would do that
shoot-sha-boot!: this has your name written
shoot-sha-boot!: ALL over it
RED Pyro: Nah it’s him in drag
RED Pyro: Callin it now
shoot-sha-boot!: gay
shoot-sha-boot!: ghey
shoot-sha-boot!: fag
shoot-sha-boot!: rainbow
shoot-sha-boot!: not straight, curve
shoot-sha-boot!: circle
BLU Scout: i aint even mad
BLU Scout: come at me bro
BLU Scout: whoooooo
shoot-sha-boot!: you wouldn’t want that
shoot-sha-boot!: i’d kick your ass
RED Pyro: You two are so alike
BLU Scout: wat a boss
BLU Scout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1G6_3dT ... re=related
BLU Scout: he knows how to sing
BLU Scout: lolol
shoot-sha-boot!: OH GOD
BLU Scout: going to beat ur AAAAASSSSS
shoot-sha-boot!: im burning my ears
shoot-sha-boot!: RIGHT off
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: I COULD HELP
shoot-sha-boot!: GTFO
shoot-sha-boot!: BRO
BLU Scout: lol
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: BEING A SMARTY PROFESSOR
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: I HAVE TOOLS.
Mumbles: guys you ever googled 241543903?
shoot-sha-boot!: why would i
BLU Scout has changed their name to BLU Engineer.
shoot-sha-boot!: is this the matrix
BLU Engineer: Howdy
BLU Engineer: …
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: UH
RED Pyro: What on earth
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: AN IMPOSTOR
BLU Engineer: SPAH IN MAH CHAT
shoot-sha-boot!: Pfft-
shoot-sha-boot!: fire
shoot-sha-boot!: wall
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: OW, WHAT
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: DONT HIT ME
shoot-sha-boot!: AHAHHAHA
shoot-sha-boot!: im so fuckin hilarious
BLU Engineer: I don’t understand.
BLU Engineer: His disguise isn’t droppingl.
BLU Engineer: …
BLU Engineer: oh.
shoot-sha-boot!: //facedesk
BLU Engineer: Soldier.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: HEY YOU MAGGOT
BLU Engineer: What are you doing
BLU Engineer: “as me”?
shoot-sha-boot!: he’s bored to bricks
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN YOU SMACK MY SKULL IN
BLU Engineer: Uh huh.
BLU Engineer: I can’t see your eyes.
BLU Engineer: They’re always beneath that helmet.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: RIGHT, THIS HARDHAT
BLU Engineer: I’m not impressed.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: NEITHER AM I, HOW ABOUT THAT
BLU Engineer: What’s 5x12?
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: THE MEASUREMENTS OF MY SHOTGUN
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: OF COURSE
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: YOU MUST THINK I DONT READ MANUALS
shoot-sha-boot!: wtf
BLU Engineer: What’s 4519/(81239x4758^2)?
shoot-sha-boot!: …?~
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: NUMBERS, FANCY MAN
shoot-sha-boot!: SOLLY
shoot-sha-boot!: IT’S LIKE
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: HE IS
RED Pyro: Drop the act
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: NOT HERE
shoot-sha-boot!: A BIBILLION!
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: ohhh ive really hit rockkk bottommmm, lads hagjkkjjhg
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: i canttt
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: uhfffhkkega
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: GET OFF
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: GAEHIGEAHATE
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: aggarahtehtrth
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: GHAEHTJTAJWRHHW
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: stop thatksldhridrga
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: NO HOW ABOGRJRGAOGOAGJGR
RED Pyro: Someone PLEASE put him out of his misery
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: S T O P T H A T
BLU Engineer: The answer is 406,978,159.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THAT BUTTON NOW.
BLU Engineer: Sorry it took so long.
BLU Engineer: I was working it out in my head.
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: N O
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: HAHA, I SEE NO QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS HERE
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: BECAUSE I AM SMART
TOTALLY THE ENGINEER: ENGIE WINS AGAIN.
Felicien Sauvage
 

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