THE ADVENTURES OF THE SWAMP RAT STEAM CHAT

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THE ADVENTURES OF THE SWAMP RAT STEAM CHAT

Postby Puffin » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:29 pm

This is a thread where I post logs of our steam chats, preferably when things actually get discussed (because sometimes we actually do talk about plot).

A key of the participants for those of you who don't frequent steam (you really should though, it's fun):
Mintscream: The player of Connal
Puffin: aka Bird, aka me, the player of Niklas and Madison
Henry Adams: GEE I WONDER WHO THIS IS he doesn't have a cool nickname, he's like Jean Grey
0ArmoredSoul0: The player of Gerhard and Jericho
Rainbow Grandpa: aka Flafla, the player of Dmitri (more on that later)
Medic Jarvis: The player of Rufus and Enrico
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000: aka Falco, the player of 12 and Kurt

I will add more if more people show up to the chat.


April 15, 2012

Mintscream: Not that I don't want to derail this farily entertaining topic of discussion, but I think maybe we should start wondering how to bring our wayward asshat of a Spy back into the Swamp?
Puffin: SLEEPWALKING
Puffin: OH HOW DID I GET HERE
Henry Adams: i can run over him with the swamp-traktor
Puffin: while piloting it drunk
Puffin: I TOLD YOU TO ASK ME TO BE YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER
Henry Adams: by some miracle of absent-mindedness the world has never seen
Puffin: it moves at like 2 mph
Puffin: not even
Henry Adams: YOU SHUT UP I'M PERFECTELY OFFICER, MR. SOBER
Puffin: SON DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING
Puffin: ALMOST FIVE
0ArmoredSoul0: ...
0ArmoredSoul0: you guys...
Henry Adams: *GASP* SLANDER
0ArmoredSoul0: 8|
Puffin: lol what
Henry Adams: I KNOW NOSINK *hides*
Mintscream: Actually, in her, I'd think it would technically be libel.
Mintscream: *in here
Mintscream: :V
Puffin: AINT NO RULES IN DA SWAMP
Puffin: FUCK DA PO LICE
Henry Adams: YOU ARE THE PO-LICE
Puffin: no i am just a responsible adult
Puffin: or something like that
Henry Adams: WELL STOP IT
Puffin: no
0ArmoredSoul0: you guys are loonies
Puffin: lmao armored we're always like this
Puffin: expect our in character interactions to be like this
Henry Adams: it's the tragic fate of snarks in the wind
Henry Adams: also gorillas in the mist
Henry Adams: and to a lesser extent, snakes on a plane
0ArmoredSoul0: I'm distracted by Farscaaaaaaaaaaaape
Puffin: well im sick and tired of that henry
Puffin: also gramps, juts have dimi moonwalk back in
Henry Adams: PSSSH
Rainbow Grandpa: OH. Question!
Puffin: like he jus don give a fuck
Henry Adams: yesh?
Medic Jarvis: I agree with Armoured in that you guys are nuts
Rainbow Grandpa: SO I HEARD YOU GUYS LIKE GHOSTS
Puffin: makes life more interesting jarvis
Puffin: OH BOY
Mintscream: Actually, that's not a half-bad idea.
Rainbow Grandpa: and revived a guy?
Henry Adams: indeed
Puffin: yeah
Medic Jarvis: eh, double-edged sword]
Henry Adams: via technological bad-assery
Mintscream: Have Dimi come back and be all, "Fuck you, I ain't sayin' shit. You can just GUESS where I been!"
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000: i am informationfal
Mintscream: Sounds hilarious.
Rainbow Grandpa: looool true
Henry Adams: you are information-falco?
Puffin: is that like a superhero
0ArmoredSoul0: hahahahahaaaa~
Henry Adams: SAVING THE WORLD FROM IGNORANCE
Henry Adams: ONE AWKWARD TAKE-OFF AT A TIME
Puffin: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
0ArmoredSoul0: okay, okay
0ArmoredSoul0: Dimi
Puffin: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HIT GERMANS IN THE FACE WITH IT
Mintscream: AND POWER CCORRUPTS
Henry Adams: BOOK 'IM!
0ArmoredSoul0: we have a plot involving the warehouses and some radiation
Rainbow Grandpa: ok. Uuuuuh. SO. Dimi's MIA. What if he's actually lying face-down somewhere in the swamp, juuuust out of respawn range, but his chip's just working or someth---OOOH DO TELL o3o
0ArmoredSoul0: what in on it to bring DImi back?
Rainbow Grandpa: yes please :>
0ArmoredSoul0: basically, the warehouses haven't been opened yet, no one knows what's in them
Henry Adams: *tickatickatickatickaTHINKatickatickaticka* That... that is a hand on my traktor...
Puffin: BUT WHOSE HAND?
0ArmoredSoul0: could be supplies, could be corpses, no one knows
Henry Adams: YET
Henry Adams: >>
Rainbow Grandpa: <U<
Medic Jarvis: Enrico knows... in one of them but like you'll get him to talk about it
Puffin: make a table, roll for it
Puffin: do this shit gygax style
Henry Adams: gary gygax?
Puffin: yeah
Puffin: random encounter tables
0ArmoredSoul0: there's radiation dumps throughout the swamps
Henry Adams: are you sure you don't mean Martin Gygax?
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000: aaand now I'm going to have to pop off for the night!
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000: will still exist via ipod
Puffin: fuck off with your semantics henry
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000: but g'night!
Medic Jarvis: night falco
Easy-E Fly Rhymes Busta 3000 left chat.
Puffin: night falco
Henry Adams: rofl, i made that name up completly
Mintscream: Aaaaaaaand, I miss saying goodnight to Falco.
Puffin: yeah see thats exactly what i mean
Mintscream: Again.
Puffin: also i was wondering
Rainbow Grandpa: o3o
Puffin: should someone transcribe these chats so we have them on record?
Puffin: and post them in the logs subforum?
0ArmoredSoul0: we have a theory that some of the radiation dumps are in proximity to the Respawn chips of the old team, close enough to provide energy to sustain them but not enough for full Respawn
Henry Adams: beware the rad scorpions >>
0ArmoredSoul0: if you feel these logs essential, then record them as your leisure
Puffin: well some of the ideas
Puffin: so i assume by radiation you mean nuclear power?
Mintscream: It's funny that I get a pop up that one of my friends is playing New Vegas right after Henry posts "beware the rad scorpions"
Puffin: improperly contained nuclear power?
0ArmoredSoul0: anyway, one result of this is the first swamp monster, the giant alligator snapping turtle that killed Josif
Puffin: leaking free radicals all over the place?
Henry Adams: Herr GFMST
0ArmoredSoul0: another possible one if 'ghosts' of partially Respawned teammates
Puffin: i assume when you put 'ghosts' in quotes that means there's something different about them?
0ArmoredSoul0: they're not really ghosts
Rainbow Grandpa: so they're basically partial respawns?
Medic Jarvis: they have no clip on and transparence
Puffin: lol
Henry Adams: WOW THIS GUY CATCHES ON FAST
0ArmoredSoul0: EXACTLY
Puffin: but seriously tell me more about them
Mintscream: It's almost funny to me that that's such an easy concept for everyone to grasp that people come up with the term all on their own. :V
Medic Jarvis: well first John Freeman breaks down the door...
Henry Adams: ...WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GORDON??
0ArmoredSoul0: basically, once we discover these ghosts, we have to figure out how they're being created and how to either A) bring them back entirely, or B) let them rest
Medic Jarvis: to stop the humens
Mintscream: WHAT ABOUT COW ORKER JIM? D:
Henry Adams: OR GUARD STEVE??
Medic Jarvis: his was blown to smitheroons
Puffin: yeah but can you tell me a bit more about how they work?
0ArmoredSoul0: yeah
Puffin: and what the consequences of a partial respawn are?
Henry Adams: horrible bleeding
Henry Adams: horrible
Henry Adams: horrible
Henry Adams: bleeding
Puffin: menstrual cramps?
Henry Adams: if by cramps you mean no lower half of your body
Henry Adams: then yes
Puffin: lmao
Puffin: the best kind
0ArmoredSoul0: the consequences are basically not being dead, but not being alive. they're slowly degrading over time as their Respawn chips are worn down by the radiation exposure, and some of them aren't coming back properly
Puffin: so they're kinda zombies?
0ArmoredSoul0: a little
0ArmoredSoul0: take a zombie, make it transparent and non harmful, and there's waht you have
Puffin: so they're just sort of like stray respawn data
Rainbow Grandpa: and if the respawn chips aren't working properly then I bet it can actually even alter their personalities and stuff, I suppose
0ArmoredSoul0: some are more ghost-like, the one further from a powersource, the closer to a powersource, the more tangible they are and the more zombie like
Puffin: that cant quite assimilate itself into a solid body?
Mintscream: Or they could be just fucking insane from neither being dead nor alive
Puffin: well that too mint
0ArmoredSoul0: because they have been degraded more than those further alive
0ArmoredSoul0: yes, that too
Puffin: i would assume the more tangible ones don't have working internal organs but have functioning brains due to respawn?
0ArmoredSoul0: some of them are recoverable
Puffin: well i imagine if their respawn chips are salvageable
Rainbow Grandpa: and would the more tangible ones be actually able to move things or something?
Puffin: but that would probably require respawn to be fixed
Mintscream: Probably.
Henry Adams: SHUT UP I'M WORKING ON THAT ><
Henry Adams: James smashed the docks, and is preventing kurt from entering, so progress is a bit STIFFLED
0ArmoredSoul0: the more tangible ones are closer to the power soruce, which causes increaded degredation
Puffin: kurt can get in, he took the long way around i assume
0ArmoredSoul0: more tangibel, more zombie
0ArmoredSoul0: a more ghost like, the less degradation, the more capable of recovery
Puffin: but wouldnt more tangibility mean that they have a higher chance of being recovered?
Puffin: because their bodies can actually form a solid shape?
0ArmoredSoul0: it's because they're closer to the powersource, the radiation
Henry Adams: No cause the chips themselves are degrading from the power lode
0ArmoredSoul0: the radiation is degrading the chips and the data they contain
Henry Adams: so basically, and i think we can all get behind this
Henry Adams: SAVE GHOSTS
0ArmoredSoul0: YES
Henry Adams: SHOOT ZOMBIES
Puffin: yes but wouldnt more degredation mean an inibility to become solid?
Puffin: idk thats just how i work it it my brain
Medic Jarvis: ENTER MONOCULUS
Henry Adams: wait
Henry Adams: everybody a moment of silence please so i can properly work this out
Henry Adams: here's the relationship
Henry Adams: more energy=more capacity for solid matter
Henry Adams: more energy=more wear and tear on the chips
Henry Adams: thus
0ArmoredSoul0: ZOMBIE
Mintscream: :o
Puffin: ...
Henry Adams: yes
Puffin: *applause*
Puffin: ok i get it now
Henry Adams: less energy=less physical matter
Henry Adams: and less damage
Henry Adams: thus ghost
0ArmoredSoul0: yup
Henry Adams: sorry, had to finish my presentation
0ArmoredSoul0: the ghosts are also more cognizent
0ArmoredSoul0: they degredation of data is both physical and mental
Puffin: lol make a power point henry
Henry Adams: I WILL
Henry Adams: in case anyone else fails to grasp the concept more stubbornly than you
0ArmoredSoul0: the zombies are the very basic zombie, they shamble and decompose
Puffin: oh, so no new dawn of the dead running zombies?
Henry Adams: understand, these are not infected, and these are not ressurected
Henry Adams: these are risen
Henry Adams: these guys shamble, these guys moan, and the amount of them is limited
Henry Adams: HOWEVER
Mintscream disconnected.
Henry Adams: killing them is still useless
Puffin: do they just come back?
Henry Adams: because they just get rezombified
Mintscream entered chat.
Henry Adams: just like normal respawn
Henry Adams: but
Henry Adams: rotting
Puffin: the only way to get rid of them permanently is to destroy the chips?
0ArmoredSoul0: the ghosts have enough energy to have a transparent projection of their form, and they can communicate in a limited sense
Mintscream: Kfffgigabah.
Henry Adams: or salvage them >>
0ArmoredSoul0: direct people to their corpses, try and keep people away from the radiation
Henry Adams: which, while difficult, is doable, with many moons of effort
Medic Jarvis: return the slaaaaab
Puffin: OR SUFFER MY CURSE
0ArmoredSoul0: ghosts will be in similar areas as zombies, but their more like people
Henry Adams: I want one to be like wheetely
Puffin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Vsz26yLx4
Henry Adams: just kind of 'oh watch out for that zomb*OMNOMNOM* oh... nevermind'
0ArmoredSoul0: the ghosts will help people figure things out, the zombies will attempt attack and/or may just stand there and decompose
Puffin: standing zombies kind of creep me out
Puffin: like just sitting there
Puffin: staring
Henry Adams: THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING >.>
0ArmoredSoul0: hahahaaa~
Mintscream: And then they puke blood all over themselves and pass out.
0ArmoredSoul0: okay you guys, I'll get the Event typed up and straightened out concept wise
Puffin: sounds like an average tuesday night for me mint
Medic Jarvis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI
0ArmoredSoul0: I need to get home, I'll have to shut down for a bit
Henry Adams: you have zombies at your place?
0ArmoredSoul0: pfft no
Henry Adams: bye bye ^^
Puffin: no i mean puking blood all over myself and passing out
Puffin: ok, ill transcribe this

*SOME TIME LATER*

Henry Adams: brb dinner
Mintscream: Okie poke.
Puffin: IT'S 11 AT NIGHT
Henry Adams: meh, nevermind
Puffin: lol
Henry Adams: ...it's 9 here
Puffin: i have such power
Puffin: yeah well your time zone sucks
Henry Adams: yeah, well, i agree
Henry Adams: ...this room. it's heating up
Henry Adams: *no-shirt time
Puffin: so wait how are we gonna work dimi into all this?
Puffin: though i still stand by my statement that he should just walk back
Henry Adams: MOONwalk back
Rainbow Grandpa: he could be either one of the ghosts or zombies or
Henry Adams: something inbetween?
Rainbow Grandpa: yes
Puffin: yes exactly henry
Puffin: or dubstep back in
Rainbow Grandpa: exactly henry
Henry Adams: Jump-dance back in?
Mintscream: Jump in the line?
Puffin: ROCK YOUR BODY ON TIME
Henry Adams: ROCK YOUR BODY IN TIME
Puffin: OK
Puffin: I BELIEVE YOU
Henry Adams: HA
Mintscream: :3
Henry Adams: WIN
Rainbow Grandpa: a something inbetween moonwalking his way back into the plot
Puffin: yeah seems legit
Rainbow Grandpa: THERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY
Rainbow Grandpa: totes legit.
Henry Adams: i think i'll have to put anti-zombie fortifications on the lol-traktor
Henry Adams: in the form of a bulldozer
Rainbow Grandpa: he could be one of those that are not quite ghosts and not quite zombies
Henry Adams: POLTERGEIST
Henry Adams: *gets the phone*
Puffin: THEY'RE HERE
Rainbow Grandpa: I kinda can picture him ranting about being "on top of the foodchain" somehow .3.
Henry Adams: *dials the number*
Rainbow Grandpa: WHO YOU GONNA CALL
Puffin: GHOST BUSTERS!
Henry Adams: GHOST BUSTERS, BITCH
Rainbow Grandpa: *GUITAR RIFF*
Rainbow Grandpa: *OR WHATEVER THAT 80'S SYNTHETIZER RIFF*
Henry Adams: *quickly builds a temporal gun*
Henry Adams: which, by actual definition, means a gun that exists in time >>


*the conversation kinda trailed off here, but i got most of the plot related shit*
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF THE SWAMP RAT STEAM CHAT

Postby Puffin » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:20 pm

NOTE: While there is some plot related shit in here, I saved this conversation mostly because it's hilarious.

April 18, 2012

Puffin: hello
Grey Adams: hihi ^^
Mintscream: Hi, Puffin.
0ArmoredSoul0: PUFFIN
0ArmoredSoul0: :D
0ArmoredSoul0: DERE'S AN EVENT
Puffin: :O
0ArmoredSoul0: Y U NOT IN IT
0ArmoredSoul0 is referring to EVERYONE
Puffin: um because im not sure how to start
Grey Adams: I have a required proportion of inter0tainment in the day, and I haven't met my quota yet
Puffin: ...
Puffin: what?
Mintscream: Because Connal won't give a shit what's inside the BLU warehouse because it's BLU and therefore he's supposed to automatically hate it?
Puffin: is it team specific?
Mintscream: I know there are two warehouses.
Mintscream: And I figured if all the BLUs were gathering, then it was for that one. But it never was specific, though, huh?
Puffin: no it wasnt
0ArmoredSoul0: well, it's started in BLU at the moment, but we can have a start in RED as well. Maybe some of the RED team sees the BLUs little group moving for the warehouse, they're curious, wondering what's going on. BLUs are heading to the warehouse, possibly with a crowbar to break the padlock open, something to carry any findings in with them...
Grey Adams: what's the lock on the door like?
Mintscream: My second point; Connal is also the most hilariously oblivous Pyro to ever be, and this was entirely unintentional.
Mintscream: It just sort of happened.
0ArmoredSoul0: a good length of heavy duty chain wrapped through metal handles, locked up with an old rusted padlock. the doors are themselve metal reinforced wood
Grey Adams: we gon need some wire-cutters
Puffin: HENRY U GOTTA CUT DAT SHIT OPEN
Grey Adams: I'm headin' in >.>
0ArmoredSoul0: it's the same for both versions of the warehouses
0ArmoredSoul0: GOOD BOY
Puffin: but soul you might want to edit the thread to specify blu?
Puffin: also i am just realizing how hilarious jericho on a morphine high is
Grey Adams: ...where's the event again?
Puffin: in the event subforum, in the swamp
Grey Adams: ...wat?
Puffin: fuckin
Puffin: hold on
Puffin: oh wait its in the docks
Puffin: my bad
Puffin: viewtopic.php?f=95&t=435
0ArmoredSoul0: sorry
0ArmoredSoul0: my bad
Grey Adams: s'all good ^^
Grey Adams: gon reply to this copin gthread, then BREAK THAT SHIT OPEn
0ArmoredSoul0: it was a snap desicion to make an Event subforum, and most of them had taken place in the Docks anyway so... Yeah
Puffin: ill go next
Puffin: after him
0ArmoredSoul0: kk
0ArmoredSoul0 is having a happy
Grey Adams: so
Grey Adams: aside from
Grey Adams: zombies
Grey Adams: what are we finding in here?
Puffin: bees
Medic Jarvis entered chat.
Puffin: jk i have no idea
Mintscream: Hiyo, Jarvis
Grey Adams: Henry would have a mental short if there was something too big to fit through the doors
Medic Jarvis: hey
Puffin: bust down the wall?
Puffin: hi doc
0ArmoredSoul0: Allo~!
Grey Adams: freakin' out over how it was built in the warehouse, and he'd have to dismantle it and generally being giddy
Mintscream: Actually that reminds me of a story my grandma told me of a prank she pulled when she was a kid.
0ArmoredSoul0: X3c
Mintscream: Her and some of her friends were hanging out, and they found an old wooden wagon. Y'know, like Oregon Trail.
Mintscream: So they take it apart and reassemble it in the middle of her school's gym.
0ArmoredSoul0: XD
Puffin: hahahaha your grandma is awesome
0ArmoredSoul0: HAHAHAHAAA~!
Mintscream: Nobody could figure out how to get it out, because it was too wide to fit through the doors.
Mintscream: :3c
Puffin: also mint henry wants to shoot bottles with connal apparently
Mintscream: She said it sat in there for /years/
Mintscream: And okies.
0ArmoredSoul0: oh, the warehouses
0ArmoredSoul0: there's a pair of heavy metal doors set into the dirt floor in the back of the building
0ArmoredSoul0: they're locked up even tighter than the main doors
Puffin: :o
0ArmoredSoul0: if someone puts a hand to them, they feel faintly warm
Grey Adams: good thing I brought the blow-torch!
Puffin: lol
Grey Adams: what's wonderful is i actually was doing that before you mentioned the doors XP
Puffin: also you will be having muscle
Puffin: maddy might have to punch a few doors
Grey Adams: I'll crack 'em halfway open and you smack it down, puff
Grey Adams: save me some fuel ^^
Puffin: word
Grey Adams: we'll do a one-two kick.
Grey Adams: between your muscle and my steel, dem doors don't stand a chance
Puffin: HENRY, WE ARE GOING TO KICK THAT DOOR'S ASS
0ArmoredSoul0: they open outwards
Grey Adams: BAMF
Grey Adams: LIES
Grey Adams: LIES AND SLANDER
0ArmoredSoul0: OPEN OUTWARDS
Puffin: that's not a problem
Grey Adams: THEN THEY WON'T ANYMORE E.O
0ArmoredSoul0: and are about 2 inches thick, with lead lining
Puffin: yeah this guy knows what's going on
Grey Adams: 2 inches ain't nuthin, actually
0ArmoredSoul0: hahahaaa~
Puffin: also that was a perfect delivery
0ArmoredSoul0: well, it's more than most
Grey Adams: and lead makes them well protected from shattering, but does very little for keeping the door closed ><
Grey Adams: the one thing noone ever checks
Grey Adams: it doesn't matter how secure the safe is
0ArmoredSoul0: oh, the lead lining has nothing to do with keeping them closed
Grey Adams: if the wall is made of crappy rotten wood XP
Puffin: oh boy radiation
0ArmoredSoul0: and I talking about the doors set into the floor
Grey Adams: Should I bring the radiometer?
Puffin: yes
0ArmoredSoul0: the front doors are simply metal reinforced wood
Puffin: and your PKE meter
Puffin: just in case
0ArmoredSoul0: and some really thick gloves
Grey Adams: Wouldn't be a big deal to mention that that things been reading wierd across the whole swamp
Grey Adams: been tracking it, and it's strong in the docks
Puffin: the radiation is strong in this one
Grey Adams: very very strong
Puffin: you gotta say it in a darth vader voice
Grey Adams: i suspect his eyes may be melting
0ArmoredSoul0: ^^
0ArmoredSoul0: ^^;
0ArmoredSoul0: hopefully not
Puffin: im saving this conversation cuz its funny
0ArmoredSoul0: that would be a quick end to this event if no one could enter the bomb shelters
Grey Adams: EYEMELTYDEATH
Puffin: like that one scene in blade runner
Puffin: except the dude just pushes the other dude's eyes in
Mintscream: I prefer face melting a la Indiana Jones, thank ya very much.
Puffin: well both movies have harrison ford in them so w/e
Medic Jarvis: hey Armoured
0ArmoredSoul0: yes?
Medic Jarvis: Tag
0ArmoredSoul0: GWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Puffin: THEY'RE IN THE WALS
Puffin: *walls
0ArmoredSoul0: XD
Medic Jarvis: nope, just Chuck Testa
Grey Adams: pooooost
Puffin: snacks, fluids, torch, respirator (always have to have that) and, most importantly, a pocket PKE meter
Puffin: >PKE meter
Puffin: HAHAHAHAHA
Puffin: i didnt think you would actually do that
Puffin: but given the situation i guess it's appropriate
Grey Adams: rof
Grey Adams: radiation is radiation XP
Puffin: you do know that pke meters are from ghostbusters
Puffin: right?
Grey Adams: thy're an actual thing, too XP
Grey Adams: university of Columbia developed them for a paranormal psychology department
Puffin: hahaha awesome
Grey Adams: Also, I'm a fan of ParaPsych
0ArmoredSoul0: f**king YEAH
Grey Adams: and thus, Henry is
Grey Adams: if there wasn't one before...
Puffin: or he just wants to fuck with everyone
0ArmoredSoul0: Jarvis... What's in the ceiling?
0ArmoredSoul0: 8|
Grey Adams: ...this is a good question
Puffin: a cat
0ArmoredSoul0: or is it the upper story?
Grey Adams: is
Grey Adams: is it me?
Puffin: or me?
Grey Adams: or us?
0ArmoredSoul0: pffffffft
0ArmoredSoul0: we'll see
Grey Adams: Has henry been doing things without my knowledge again?
Medic Jarvis: Enrico getting out of bed and tripping on a combination of ladder and someone leaving dirty laundry in the hallway
Grey Adams: ....who left laundry?
Grey Adams: wait
Grey Adams: WAIT
Grey Adams: THE BLUE BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN
Puffin: or it was the guy trying to stop the blue bandit
Medic Jarvis: more like the RED ROUGE
Grey Adams: *GASP*
Grey Adams: RIVALRY
Puffin: HE TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO GET YOU
Puffin: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Grey Adams: I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH
Grey Adams: er
Grey Adams: THE BLUE BANDIT WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH
Mintscream: lol
Puffin: no way man ill wreck your shit
Puffin: i mean
Puffin: THE RED ROGUE WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT
Puffin: fuck
Grey Adams: ...
Grey Adams: this conversation never happened >>
Puffin: agreed
Puffin: (im copying it down)
Grey Adams: *walks away*
0ArmoredSoul0 is laughing her ass off
Puffin: we should still totally have a duel at some point
Grey Adams: five paces, troll on turn?
Puffin: yes
Puffin: or just a bare knuckle fistfight
Grey Adams: I warn you, I have five more knuckles than you
Puffin: the metal monkey hand doesn't count
Puffin: and no hitting below the belt, asshole
Grey Adams: USE WHAT YOU GOT PAL
Puffin: several inches of height and significantly more weight?
Grey Adams: I count this fair >>
0ArmoredSoul0 had laughed out of her chair
Medic Jarvis: poor Armored
Puffin: oh god im so sorry
Puffin: also tag
0ArmoredSoul0: X3c
Mintscream: Poor chair! I bet it feels all abandoned, Armored just so thoughtlessly flopping away from it like that.
Mintscream: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT CHAIR'S BEEN THROUGH, MANG
Mintscream: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE
Puffin: i apologize to both armored and the chair for undue stress ;_;
Grey Adams: OR DO WE? >.>
Puffin: that chair has a DARK AND TROUBLED PAAAAAAAST
Puffin: like if that chair was a character there would be super long posts about his ptsd
0ArmoredSoul0 is rolling all over the floor, laughing hysterically
Grey Adams: ...*intense need to make chair character*
Puffin: DO IT
0ArmoredSoul0: PFFFFFFFFFFT
0ArmoredSoul0: WE ALREADY HAVE RUFUS
0ArmoredSoul0: HE COUNTS
0ArmoredSoul0: WHEELCHAIR
Puffin: OH SNAP
Grey Adams: Maybe I'll just start writing the journal of Henry's office chair
Grey Adams: THE THINGS HE'S SEEN, MAN
Puffin: henry if you do that i will buy you a pizza
Grey Adams: DOING IT >>
Mintscream: lmao
Puffin: oh shit now i gotta figure out how to send a pizza to idaho
Grey Adams: ...where do I post a running serious of chair-journals, do you think?
Puffin: probably in arts
Puffin: because it's writing
Grey Adams: Don't worry, i'll give you the number when I'm done ^^
0ArmoredSoul0: imma call it Arts
0ArmoredSoul0: maybe Logs
Puffin: if you do that then i will call you and breathe heavily into your phone
Grey Adams: rofl, I'm not giving you MY number
Grey Adams: I'm giving you the number of the local dominos
Puffin: lol but then i would need your address
0ArmoredSoul0: got you there, bucko
Grey Adams: tru 'nough, but aside from mailing me the disembodied portions of things I've never seen, It wouldn't bother me XP
Puffin: or i can just breathe heavily into the pizza place's phone
Grey Adams: rofl
Grey Adams: I'm sure they would appreciate it
Puffin: no i was thinking of just mailing you pictures of stupid things
Puffin: like sunfish
Puffin: or people with beards
Grey Adams: BEARD PEOPLE
0ArmoredSoul0: why waste teh postage?
Puffin: because it's funny
Puffin: totally worth it
Puffin: also sunfish are adorable
Mintscream: Why did I read that as "bread people"?
Puffin: BREAD PEOPLE BREAD PEOPLE
Mintscream: Fuck, now I want a sandwich.
Puffin: LOOK LIKE BREAD, TASTE LIKE PEOPLE
Puffin: http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/stor ... er_800.jpg
Puffin: expect to see a lot of these


AND THEN THE CONVERSATION TURNED TO SUNFISH
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF THE SWAMP RAT STEAM CHAT

Postby Puffin » Sun May 13, 2012 10:28 pm

May 14, 2012

0ArmoredSoul0: HEYHEYHEYHEYLISTENHEYIGOTTATHINGHEY
0ArmoredSoul0: plans for messed up Rufus ho!
Mintscream: Oooh?
0ArmoredSoul0: cause I wanna make sure peeps are cool with 'em
0ArmoredSoul0: been talking with Jarvis and Puffin, and we came up with a crazy ass series of events for Rufus that will be a fuckign BLAST and a half
0ArmoredSoul0: first Respawn: pathetic hybrid sadface Rufus, kill him to try make respawn fix him: FUCK IT'S A MONSTER DOLPHIN THING WAT DO KILL IT, thrid respawn: Temporarily human! fourth respawn: mer dolphin again
Henry Adams: can i get in on dolphin murder?
0ArmoredSoul0: monster dollphin being thsi fucking badass: http://kimbo-demonica.deviantart.com/ar ... e-82034101
Mintscream: All of my yes.
Henry Adams: Cause
Henry Adams: I kind of want a two-second panic-shotgun thing
Henry Adams: cause
Henry Adams: FUCK THAT SHIT
Henry Adams: fuckin' awesome plan
0ArmoredSoul0: AHAHAAAAA~!
Medic Jarvis: so basically for a while Rufus becomes the resident swamp monster long after the Mosasaur is dead
0ArmoredSoul0: this is going to be badass as all hell
0ArmoredSoul0: and yes
0ArmoredSoul0: yes he will
Henry Adams: Again, i expect this to be relatively short-lived
Medic Jarvis: dawww man
0ArmoredSoul0: true, but it will be AMAZING
0ArmoredSoul0: X3c
Henry Adams: there will be many turrets...
0ArmoredSoul0: Hahaaaahaahahaaa
Medic Jarvis: nooo, Engineers are limited to one turret per build
Henry Adams: I'm hoping by this point the mosasaur will have henry paranoid enough that he decks the place out in sercurity systems
0ArmoredSoul0: one transportable turret
Henry Adams: ...I will build turret-building robots, if neccessary
0ArmoredSoul0: pffft
Medic Jarvis: at least keep monster dolphin for a month or two
Medic Jarvis: I want to have fun on that part
Henry Adams: can he avoid the main halways and docks?
Puffin: well the idea was that respawn rooms are underground
Puffin: so they might get flooded
Puffin: and then he can bust his way kool aid man style out as a monster
Henry Adams: i wouldn't be surprised to find cracks in the foundation, so that's plusible
Henry Adams: those docks are going to be on LOCKDOWN, though
Henry Adams: although, since he has a chip it might not trigger security...
Puffin: you're on blu though
Medic Jarvis: and yes, those spines on the back are razor sharp
Puffin: send gary the robot hand after him
Henry Adams: yes, but Niklas, jericho, Connal and all of the rest of the happy-funtime pals are red
Henry Adams: so security isn't color-specific
Puffin: true
Henry Adams: it's more not-swamp-rat specifuc
Henry Adams: *specific
Medic Jarvis: and a note, monster dolphin won't have human speech
Henry Adams: assumed
Puffin: yes he'll just be a big ball of slippery and anger
Puffin: and teeth
Penultimate Pi left chat.
Medic Jarvis: and spines
0ArmoredSoul0: and death
Henry Adams: ...i think i get it >>
0ArmoredSoul0: ;3c
Puffin: Puffin: rofl is there any way that things will work out for this guy?
0ArmoredSoul0: no idea
0ArmoredSoul0: it's AWESOME messing with him though
Puffin: he gets to be human for a little while at least
Puffin: maybe he'll figure out how to make it permanent idk
0ArmoredSoul0: not die maybe?
Puffin: lol
Puffin: that too
Puffin: or save his respawn data as a human
Puffin: put that shit on a floppy disk or whatever
0ArmoredSoul0: pfft!
Puffin: i could see it happening
Puffin: that'd be hilarious actually
0ArmoredSoul0: X3c
Puffin: THIS IS HUMAN ME, MAKE SURE YOU BACK IT UP LIKE 10 TIMES OKAY
0ArmoredSoul0: HAHAHAAAA
Puffin: Puffin: IMMA EMAIL IT TO MYSELF, SO I CAN PUT IT ON MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE
Henry Adams: rofl
Henry Adams: so many floppies reqired...
Puffin: in this case it's okay to copy that floppy
Medic Jarvis: Sadly... Rufus's never used a computer before
Puffin: ask an engineer
Medic Jarvis: he knows of them, but never used them
Puffin: he probably knows what respawn data is
Puffin: be like
Puffin: DO THIS FOR ME
0ArmoredSoul0: lol
Henry Adams: I WILL SAVE YOU ON SO MANY FLOPPY'S RUFUS *sob*
Puffin: just have a box of them under your dest
Puffin: *desk
0ArmoredSoul0: lol
Henry Adams: I'll wipe my personal music collection for the sake of his manhood
Puffin: lmao henry you are a scholar and a gentleman
0ArmoredSoul0: *SNERK*
Henry Adams: indee *sip
Henry Adams: *indeed
Medic Jarvis: XD
Puffin: so like one thing goes right for him for the first time in the history of forever
Medic Jarvis: haha
0ArmoredSoul0: adn then some stupid accident or whatever and BAM
0ArmoredSoul0: over
Medic Jarvis: human Rufus would be uber happy rufus
Puffin: yes i know, that probably why he would be doing something to keep it that way
0ArmoredSoul0: drunk and falls down stairs
Puffin: we'll use henry's box of floppy disks to fix that, it's all good
Henry Adams: ...floppies are fragile as SHIT
Henry Adams: it can be worked eitehr way, is my point
Puffin: yes that's mine as well
Puffin: we could do it
Henry Adams: keep me posted on decisions ^^
Medic Jarvis: poor ruffy
Puffin: a box of floppies is still hilarious though, especially if you write "RUFUS" on the side in sharpie
0ArmoredSoul0: *snerk* true
Henry Adams: i will slowly arrange tem into a dolphin sape when bored...
0ArmoredSoul0: I need to research 90's era storage devices
Puffin: but we'll figure something out :U
Medic Jarvis: "RUFUS: DO NOT DESTROY"
Puffin: lmao
Puffin: yes exactly
0ArmoredSoul0: loltastic
Henry Adams: 90's storage? that would be a cardboard box
Puffin: hanry can whip something up, i believe in him
0ArmoredSoul0: lol
Henry Adams: i could also put them in an EM shielded metal case
Henry Adams: but, y'know
Henry Adams: cardboard works too >>
Puffin: metal case might be safer
Puffin: im writing this all down
0ArmoredSoul0: *giggle*
MHenry Adams: in case no-one's figured out yet, i am a solution engine. you tell me the conditions and desired outcomes, and i'll give you an answer, without neccessarily sharing the details of how i got there
0ArmoredSoul0: lol
0ArmoredSoul0: very true
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