Home Invasion (for Anu)

The swamp that is a fixture surrounding the battlefield. The swamp, like most, is quite full of trees, moss, and most notably leeches. There are some strange things that pop out of the waters; are you willing to brave into them?

Home Invasion (for Anu)

Postby Tentacles » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:04 pm

Gonna stop posting after this I swear

The thing that was not quite a monster had spent several weeks after escaping the BLU base wandering the swamp. The furthest he had managed to get from the bases was about two miles before his head started to throb - he figured he was somehow bound by the limits of Respawn, making a total escape an impossibility. Not that there was anywhere to go really, with no money and a very vague idea of where he was. Heading back to the human side of the base seemed a bad idea too after what he pulled. This wasn't Hydro for sure, and whatever resided at RED were not his team mates.

He was getting awfully tired of sleeping out in the open.

Jasper had stumbled on the boathouse entirely by accident. It looked stable enough, and it didn't look like any human had used it for years. There was a strange smell coming out of it, but it smelled entirely aquatic and animal - surely nothing he couldn't deal with.

Fuck, the door was stuck. Well, that was no problem. He threw his weight against it, and -

CRASH(clatter clatter etc)

Jesus CHRIST what? Apparently he had set off some kind of...alarm? Cans crashed and jingled all over the inside of the boat house - and it was quickly apparent it was occupied.

To say nothing of the screaming...THING that came rushing at him.

"OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT WE ARE NOT HOME!"

Scowling, the monster reached down and snatched up the Crab as it came at him, and threw him out the door like an over sized frisbee. There. That was taken care of.

Now this place was his.
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Re: Home Invasion (for Anu)

Postby Anu Laar » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:47 pm

Or so he thought. The Crab hadn't been using the royal 'we' in his denial that anybody was there.

He was home, obviously; and so was the occupant that the monster should have been looking for.

Anu had gone up the walls and into the rafters, just as soon as something began banging and tearing their way inside. Resetting his alarms was going to be irritating; so was repairing the door. He wouldn't bother, but he hadn't found another suitable underwater spot that was safe to sleep in.

Either way, he was going to kill that intruder. Suit or no, he knew that wasn't something from the teams. He knew that smell, shape and size and movement might be different, but that was the big nasty bastard that ate his tentacle.

Anu was not of a mind, generally speaking, to be pleasantly disposed toward anybody that had eaten large portions of his anatomy.

Up at the ceiling, Anu scowled and launched himself down, arms and limbs all aiming for that neck. That neck he was going to squeeze until he crushed the godforsaken beast's throat. Him and Crabs would eat good tonight, he thought.
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Postby Tentacles » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:57 pm

Well. The monster hadn't been expecting something to fall from the ceiling and grab him by the neck, that was for sure. The glimpse of the tentacled Spy's colors were all he needed for a suddenly jolt of memory to shock his system.

This is the little whelp who took your EYE. The memory didn't make any sense at all, but it was there. Of this bizarre creature plucking out his eyeball, of tentacles swirling by in a murky blur. A dash of frustration thrown in there too.

The Spy didn't need that particular memory however to be goaded into fighting back, however. He bit down hard on the tentacle coiling around his neck, rolling instinctively to rip off the tip of it.
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Re: Home Invasion (for Anu)

Postby Anu Laar » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:46 pm

Oh not again.

Anu wasn't interested in losing any more flesh. But instead of drawing back, he slid another limb around that length of neck. A nice big hug, with malice; his arm got in there, he was going to ride this bastard like a bull. He squeezed and sunk his teeth into the back of that freakish neck, finding... not much easier to bite this guy, but he did it, anyway.
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Postby Tentacles » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:02 pm

Even if the Spy's teeth couldn't dig very far into his hide, it still hurt. However the fact that he was definitely being choked drowned out whatever pain Anu's jaws were inflicting. Jasper clawed at the offending tentacle and the other Spy's arm. His tail began to beat against the wooden floor, and the tenta Spy would quickly learn that the monster still had another trick up his sleeve.

The ridiculously long tail swooped upwards in a wide arc, clobbering Anu over the head. He continued slapping the other with the paddle, hoping to at least distract the other long enough to breathe-!
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ow my mouf

Postby Anu Laar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:41 pm

Anu clearly remembered his venom worked last time, when this bastard was huge; he had to believe it would work now. He could taste blood.

When the blow came his vision exploded with stars and his grip loosened. It drove his teeth further into the intruder's neck, painfully tearing at his gums, but blood ran thick and hot on his tongue all at once and a safe majority didn't belong to him. The beast's tail didn't scare him as much as it once did; it hurt, oh yes, he was sure he'd feel that one in the morning. But Anu didn't let go; he had seven legs to hold on with, legs that all began stretching down the scaly body. If he was able to taunt, it would probably be in regards to losing that size advantage.

Anu held on with his arms, frustrated he couldn't get at that face on the thick stalk he clung to. Might be able to breathe, but the big black-purple-teal-blue-green problem wasn't getting off his back.
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I forgot about the venom dear :B

Postby Tentacles » Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:54 pm

The Spy's flailing tail kept slapping at the other's head, though began growing weaker and weaker. The venom definitely DID work this time, and considering his current size, ran through his veins like quick silver. Even if he could over come Anu with strength alone, he was poisoned.

Jasper's struggles gradually came to an end, the tentaspy's flesh still lodged under his claws. He fell into a deep torpor, his last thought before blacking out an incredible slurry of frustration and a heightened hatred of Anu.
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That's a very bad thing to forget about. XD

Postby Anu Laar » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:51 am

Well then. Once he stopped struggling, Anu gradually eased up his grip... and rubbed his aching skull. Ow. Out of sheer spite, he hit that tail with his balled fist.

Coming into his house, slamming him in the head, making a mess. Jerk.

Anu's limbs uncurled from the slumbering form, reforming themselves in their usual slow, easy winding around anything he was sitting on. He wasn't done yet; he licked at that wound he'd made for a while, not sure and not really considering too strongly what to do now that he'd defeated the intruder. He wasn't hungry, but that blood was tasty. Victory always made it sweeter.
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it is :U

Postby Tentacles » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:17 am

After a short time, Anu's disgusting room mate returned, a hairline fracture running down the middle of his shell with a bit of blue blood leaking from it - not a fatal wound, but he definately wasn't going to go pick any fights any time soon. The mouth under the shell initally upturned in a smile seeing the tentaSpy, but as soon as his poor eyesight processed that jesus christ that thing is still here he started in with the hissing.

"Noooooooo you have to get rid of it. OUT." to empasize his point, he grabbed the monster by the tail and tugged backwards. Jasper of course didn't move an inch, but his tail curled in on itself reflexively at the pinching of the Crab's armored fingertips.
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HI ROOMIE

Postby Anu Laar » Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:15 pm

Anu gave Crabs a vaguely irritated look, which was the default expression that made its way into his direction. It was, however, an understandable sentiment; but what to do with it? Anu was personally leaning towards kill now, maybe eat later.

But maybe not. Skinning their intruder would take forever and he might not even taste good; might be tough or stringy, with all that... exterior toughness. His long blue tongue lapped up what was on his face, and his shoulder there.

Okay, maybe not eat. Adrenaline wore off, reminding him that he needed to sleep and heal.

But first, getting rid of this. Anu crawled toward Crabs, limbs twisting around that tail to pull him along after, in a more constructive fashion. Tug, tug, tug, until the scaly beast landed in the water with a mighty splash. Damn, had to fix the door, too. How was he going to repair a door? He didn't know, but he'd think of something.
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TAKIN OUT THE TRASH

Postby Tentacles » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:11 am

Crabs scurried to the edge of the boat house 'dock', peering over the edge. In a display of impecable maturity he blew a rather loud and rude sounding raspberry at the rapidly sinking form of the monster. "Bastards trying to come into our house, huh? That's what you get. PPpppth!"

Oblivious to the tentaspy's distain for him, he flashed another grin at Anu before wandering over to the gaping hole where the door used to be. That was a problem.

The Crab put his bulk behind a pile of splintered wood and shoved it in front of the doorway - a barrier so ineffective even the BLU's dog could have stepped over it. Crabs seemed proud of his handy work regardless, turning to face Anu with his tail wagging in the air as if to say 'there, I fixed it'.

MEANWHILE...


Effectively unresponsive and dead already to the world under the effects of Anu's venom, Jasper continued to sink - and his lungs continued to fill with water. At the least, it was a quiet death, while images of gutting the Tentaspy danced in his head.
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